February 2012
114 posts
yeahmargauxyeah asked: the rest of your life is going to be after, that doesn't mean you can't be happy
One time when I was in Seattle awhile ago it was a really damp and gloomy day but everything still looked so beautiful. Well anyway me and Kim and Byron decided to take a boat ride around the San Juan Islands. The San Juan Islands are amazing. Byron is very charming so the captain let me steer the boat. And then the captain said stop here and go out on the deck. So I did. It was cold and wet. But...
You can't just waltz back into my life
Waltzing is outdated and frankly, a little bit gay.
Future vows
Despite your dickish ways, I do.
My foreign grandma is foreign.
“You know what I wanna do? I wanna stop in goods. You know I wanta bed table. With the drawn. You know. You cannot walk in Brazil alone Erik be alright. Okay.”
Issues
There’s this huge issue in America right now and it’s not getting nearly the attention it deserves. And I don’t understand, because it’s a crisis. Why haven’t we found bigfoot yet? I mean that’s just sad. We found Osama Bin Laden but we can’t find bigfoot? All I’m saying is that on a scale of evil terrorist dictators, bigfoot would have to be a solid...
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Whenever I feel sad and there’s no viruses to entertain me, I Google pictures of weiner dogs. They make me feel better.
“The idea of preventative medicine is faintly un-American . It means, first,...”
– Chicago Tribune, 1975
“Counting is the religion of this generation. It is its hope and its salvation.”
– Gertrude Stein
Lol I feel better. Outbreaks of Hepatitis C are...
I am in a bad mood.
This is a poem about how I feel:
Eh.
Whatever.
I love when I have a headache and then I take a nap and I wake up feeling better. It puts me in such a good mood. So beware, I’m in a good mood.
twenty-thousand-leagues:
Clocks - Vitamin String...
You were so fragile and perfect and I would have done anything.
An Underrated Quality
When a new disease first breaks, when a new virus first hits a population, there’s this period of chaos. This panic, this lack of control, allows for the situation to go gloriously south. People are afraid and tensions are high. Depending on how efficient and intelligent certain individuals are, this period can be relatively short. A brief flash of hell on earth.
A few people, by being...
